There was a young man without care,
Who’d sleep in his under wear
His nocturnal tumescence
had such a presence
That his brief’s were suspended in air!

There was a young man who was sleepy!
He was always tired and weepy.
After MSLT
and drugs-O-plenty
He no longer sat in front of the TV.

A man had severe aggravation
On CPAP he had increased eructation
As he leaned in,
he broke a mighty wind.
And confirmed the MD observation.